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You’ve Been Brushing Your Teeth Wrong This Entire Time

Viral 2016

You’ve Been Brushing Your Teeth Wrong This Entire Time

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After all these years, you probably think you’ve mastered tasks like brushing your teeth BUT WRONG YOU GODDAMN ANIMAL!

You’re doing it wrong.

Circles are for jerking and back and forth is for toddlers. The optimal method of tooth brushing is called the Modified Bass technique and it sounds more like a EMD song than a plaque fighter but here goes…Next

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